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Epic Story involving magic and Dwarves by MCFR4GII 29935 - True MCFR4G EDIT THIS POST (ip Logged) on 2006-05-14 16:11:11

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***PRE WARNING THE FOLLOWING STORY IS VERY EPIC AND EXTREMELY TRUE AND NOT AT ALL MADE UP, ALSO IT IS VERY EPIC, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!***

In a land full of Magic and Dragons, shit happens.

The End
Or is it?
Yes.



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Re: Epic Story involving magic and Dwarves by Legolas_Isnt_Gay 4035
Jedi - Padawan EDIT THIS POST 2006-05-04 10:56:35
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Wow, t'is indeed an epic story!! Not quite as epic as that other story where some guy goes to the land of Magic and Dragons and kills some shit!! That's about 2.5% more epic cos it involves killing...or slaying as it was known in ye olde days!!



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Re: Epic Story involving magic and Dwarves by MCFR4GII 29935
True MCFR4G EDIT THIS POST 2006-05-04 19:09:03
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My man, you jest!
Ooooohhh that stooory. Then I apologise for the slighty lower epic content.



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Re: Epic Story involving magic and Dwarves by Legolas_Isnt_Gay 4035
Jedi - Padawan EDIT THIS POST 2006-05-07 13:02:55
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They're both a lot more epic than the story where it's just some land and maybe a dog walks across it. That story could do with something a lot more epic happening. Maybe if the dog was dragging an old man towards a dragon! That would be great! And if a Dwarf was riding the dog, that would be even better!!



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Re: Epic Story involving magic and Dwarves by MCFR4GII 29935
True MCFR4G EDIT THIS POST 2006-05-11 21:43:21
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Yeah, but you underestimate that story.
You forgot about the stick. Ya know the one with honey and bees on it?
I have it on good authority that, that particular stick is infact a plot device used to tie it in with that semi-epic story where that bear taught kid to eat honey rather than just mauling his face off, like real bears do (Fun fact: Rudyard Kipling stole that idea for his totally unepic The Jungle Book, I shit you not!). The reason the bear didn't eat the kid was something to do with a looping hole in the law of the Animal Kingdom between 1920 and 1989. Anyway that is irrelevent.

The tie in to that story is where the kid goes out hunting for honey and strikes the bee's nest dropping the stick as he flees in terror. He later falls in the river and dies of death (Or drowning, it was never really clear), but again. Irrelevant. That stick with bees on it is the same fucking stick!!!
Freaky, huh?



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Re: Epic Story involving magic and Dwarves by Legolas_Isnt_Gay 4035
Jedi - Padawan EDIT THIS POST 2006-05-13 23:22:38
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I think the important thing to think about that story is not why the bear taught the kid to get honey with sticks, (it was to teach him the 'Bear Neccessities!! Fucking Walt Disney!!) but what a bear was doing in the jungle in the first place!! I'm no animal expert, a zoologist if you will, but I have never heard of bears that live in the jungle. I always thought they lived in mountainous and/or woodland areas! Maybe I am wrong and this post is pointless?! Who has the time to find out? Anyone? If you know of a species of jungle bear then please let me know!!

But yes, I apologise for missing out the stick. Plot pieces like that should always come first, then a story built around them.
My foolishness will be punished via an intricate barbed wire ring wrapped around my leg in an act of self-flaggelation like the monk from the Da Vinci code!! Has anyone else noticed how emo that guy is? He's angry at his father (God!), has a pale complexion, never smiles and regularly harms himself! I wonder if he also has those wanky checkered pumps on under his robe!!



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Re: Epic Story involving magic and Dwarves by MCFR4GII 29935
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It is because of such flagellant disregard for one's own flesh that the Da Vinci code movie is rated contains flagellation and other moderate violence
Actually the rating probably would have been the same without the flagellation because people get killed and shit. I bet they just wanted an excuse to say "Flagellation".
"Moderate violence"
People get killed and shit.
"Moderate violence"
People get killed and shit.
Woooo killing people is only moderate violence! I'm pretty sure the curator guy is cut up and nuded, but yes he does that to himself also.

Flagellation is a funny word. It was my word of the day a few days ago, I might make it my word of the day today also.

(Fun fact 1: Sir Leigh Teabing is short for Sir Leigh "Ian McKellen" Teabagging. Dan Brown planned this in advance before writing the book. The clever, clever man that he is.)

(Fun fact 2: The Monk was forced to wear a "Hoodie" as he couldn't grow emo black hair anywhere on his body. Being an albino if he was to dye said hair, he would turn ginger or die if lucky.)

(Fun fact 3: In mid 2005 Dulux commissioned a new colour of black. They called it "Emo black". This new colour never made it off the production line as studies were fabricated from a compound of linen and hemp to prove that this colour was far too individual and mainstream to make a profit. Further studies proved that when put side by side emo people cannot tell the difference between CB#23213321 "Emo Black" and FI#911343 "Mosher Black".)

(Fun fact 4: The colours Metal Black and Heavy Metal Black were created by Sony in order to boost sales of the video game "Twisted Metal Black".
It failed.)

(Fun fact 5: It is a common misconception that the colour "pink" was a marketting tool created by Mattel in order to sell Barbie dolls. This is untrue the colour "pink" and any variation was in fact invented by gays and NOT Mattel.)

(Fun fact 6: The singer who goes by the moniker of "Pink" is NOT GAY)

(Fun fact 7: In referrence to the "Do bears live in the jungle?" question; the answer is yes and no.
Bears were once the collective king of the jungle. But they lost a very intense game of poker against a cheetah. Eventually the shame and constant ridicule from the Heyenaiii (Plural of Hyena also a West Indees tribe of cricketeers) forced the bears to leave the Jungle for somewhere "Less Hardcore". The bears ended up scattered everywhere from Antarctica to Southwest London) it is said they will one day return to the Jungle after the 2,000 years of shame has passed.)

(Fun fact 8: The reign of the newly crowned "King of the Jungle" lasted for only 45 minutes. After a few beers and lots of bragging the cheetah began to stumble home. On his way the cheetah was mugged and eaten by a clown who was subsequently eaten by an elephant which was eventually eaten by an antellope which was eaten by a cannibal plant which was then eaten by a vegetarian lion.)

(Fun fact 9: Knowing of The Legend of the bears, Coca Cola fronted an undisclosed amount of funds for one tribe of Bears to "Ghost out". The bears happily accepted the money and turned white. Coca Cola called them idiots. To this day it is not known what Coca Cola wanted the bears to do. It is rumoured "Operation Bear Ghost out" was originally intended to be an assassination of geraldo Pepsi (unconfirmed.))

(Fun fact 12: Karl's fun facts are NOT fictitious, contrary to popular belief. He wouldn't call them fun facts if they were made up now would he?)





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