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Microsoft attempts to be Google (again). Fails. (again) by MCFR4GII 29935 - True MCFR4G EDIT THIS POST (ip Logged) on 2006-06-26 12:45:29

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Microsoft "LIVE" Products thus far have clearly been nothing but Google rip offs and poorly constructed fragile unintersting pieces of crap.
They fail to load 5% of the time and break 95% of the time.
Anyway that is not the point.
Recently Google did their Da Vinci Quest game which was fun with the possiblity of winning some cool shit, and I'm gonna be lazy here and not bother explaining it (Google it if you actually care)

Microsoft Live or something have now released their "Conspiracy game" a quick trial of it (Until it crashed) led me to my overall conclusion...Which I will get to in a bit.
What follows is my entire interactive process of the game:

Step 1. Register (This is always necessary from microsoft products. They cannot simply use you microsoft NET passport crap.)
Step 2. (Scroll down huge page. Huge page does not include scrollbars)
Step 3. (Take ages to load. May give up soon)

And in spirit of the joys of badly worded instant messaging:
Karl says:
"lol so far teh cut scene has had teh fag writiung something on msn to a woman (Who I presume is a bot as she replied instantly) and not time to actually read what she wrote as the scene changed instantly (For dramatic effect I guess) then a car went around a corner and everything went black.
It's still black"
(Phone rings. Man answers, gets cut off. Dead line means dead caller obviously. Emergency situation prompts Professor Robert Langdon..I mean Professor generic guy to have a short chat on MSN.
Since this is an emergency he does not bother reading the reply and pops outside to break the speed limit, this is an emergency afterall. I cannot stress enough how much of an emergency this is.
so called game crashes. I laugh.)

So to put a short story shorter I clicked some buttons, watched the most pointless cut scene ever then was treated to the Official Microsoft Crashâ„¢.

Conclusion:
This game was a waste of my Earth Minutes. I cannot redeem them and sadly will never see them again.

The End.
(Moral if you are going to copy someone...awww fuck it.)



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